Top 10 Reasons To Become A Craft Beer Drinker

By on September 18, 2009 @ 8 PM (1 Comment)

There are lots of reasons to become a craft beer drinker, or craftie as we call it. Here’s the top ten:

  1. Start up for under $15.00.
  2. Requires no expensive equipment or membership dues.
  3. It’s no impact and no stress on the joints. Except for an occasional bar fight between the malt mad-men and the hopheads.
  4. It can be done with or without clothes. In public always wear clothes.
  5. You can expand your circle of friends, many of whom may be able to stand up without assistance.
  6. Makes others seem more attractive. See Beer Goggles.
  7. You get to keep a Beer Journal. While others keep their life in a journal, you don’t need no stinking life – you’ve got something better: BEER.
  8. You can reduce the effects or even cure FBS, Flat Belly Syndrome, so that when you bend over to tie your shoes you get light headed like a real adult.
  9. You can be every bit as snotty as a wine snot.
  10. When you meet a fellow craftie you will be able to talk for hours about beer, thereby boring anybody in ear shot to death.

1 Comment (Add Your Comments)

  1. hahaha…hey nice post. any body would jump to become a craftie after reading this. the above points can also go with habanos, if one would try. Anyways nice post. Keep posting like this.

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