New Beer Legislation 2009

By on September 15, 2009 @ 6 PM (No Comments)

While the executive and legislative branch is on vacation John and I have taken this time to pass more common sense legislation. This is our first since the Hefeweizen Rule of 2008 which was the first common sense legislation since the No Good Beer Left Behind Act of 2004.

This time we decided to work on nutrition. We thought the nutrition guidelines were way too complicated and confusing and had the wrong priorities. Our first priority was of course BEER. Another food group that deserves its own designation was of course BBQ. We thought this was pretty complete but it left out a lot of other stuff. We thought we would group everything else together.

While discussing this with a friend at work a lady customer suggested that we had left out something very basic that deserved its own category so I have included her suggestion in the final legislation. Thanks from us.

NEW NUTRITION GUIDELINES 2009

  1. BEER AND BEER RELATED SNACKS
  2. BBQ AND ALL SIDE DISHES RELATED TO BBQ
  3. CHOCOLATE
  4. OTHER (everything else)

Covers everything don’t it? What will we pass next year during the August recess? Damned if we know but at least it will make sense.


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